This post is for crit and such. Please be nice about it because bashing someone is mean.

Not sure if I took off ip logging because I've never done it before, but all comments are screened ... if that helps.

Tags: crit

[Sirius can be seen tuning up Wolfs bane (Wolfs bane is his bike). A bit of a tweak here and a bit of a tweak there as he pokes at it with his wand casting various spells before taking up a wrench to tighten things.

After a few moments he sits back to observe his work and finds a stinking adorable James potter marionette sitting on the bike seat. It claps for him and smiles.]

Well done, well done!

What the hell are you?

You telling me you don't recognize your own best mate? You've been here far too long Pads.

Best ... you're ... James? [It has to be James, he's got glasses and dark brown hair and he looks a bit smarmy. CLEARLY James.]

[The doll pats Sirius on the head.] Clearly mate. [It laughs at him like this is all old hat.]

[Sirius seems to think this over for a few moments before he nods.] Alright, I'll take it. Come on little James, let's go for a ride.

Tags: event
Current Mood: working

[Sirius is rather worried about doing this, and he doesn't know that the hall monitor is watching him. He has a bouquet of flowers in his arms and a bottle of champagne. He pauses to press down his shirt and run a hand through his hair before knocking on a certain commander's door.]

[Sirius is ripping apart his room, his wand in the back poclet of his jeans.]

It was on the bloody counter a minute ago. [He runs his hand through his hair in irritation.]

Where's my god dammed wand?!

[Everyone say hello to Sirius. he is infected and has a LOT of regrets for AIDA to feed on. Right now he's having a wonderful time wondering the halls very covertly with his wand out. He's also planning on having 'fun' with the first person he finds. Crucio anyone?]





[ooc: Basically Sirius is planning on torturing anyone he finds before infecting them. If you want to poke at him just post, but please don't kill him. That would set him at 5 deaths.]

Ladies and gentleman. I need to have an audience with you each separately.

[Have a video of Sirius. He's coming out of the shower with a towel around his waist. He yawns and runs his hand through his hair. He clearly has no idea that his computer is taping him. Sirius opens the closet so he can grab some cloths for the day when a large raccoon leaps out and tries to maul Sirius' face. It manages to get his neck nice and ripped up before Sirius throws it to the ground. The raccoon comes again for a counter attack, grabbing onto his leg and biting. Sirius screams in pain before managing to grab his wand from the desk and curse the damn thing off and out the wondow. The video ends with Sirius standing and panting, blood running down his chest from the neck scratches and blood pooling around his foot from the leg bite. His wand is still at the ready and the towel is soaking blood ... on the ground.]

What the fuck was that?

Tags: do not get drunk with your wand, random raccoon, reoccuring theme, seeu
Current Mood: confused

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is Sirius Black and about twenty or so odd years from now last Thursday I'll have been shoved through some very nefarious drapery. To commemorate the event of my horrid demise by household curtains I'm holding a party. One which, when finished, may make you wish that you were dead. Fantastic foods and drinks for all. Below sixteen will have watered down drinks or pop. I'll be holding it in the tunnles as I ought to have at least a bit of the traditionalness of a proper death day party.

That was unexpected, yeah? Rosie, you made a good meal love.

( [Private//hexed to give you an abnormally long nose and pointed ears if you try to hack it] )

Oi, little man. I'm pretty positive she's gone. You probably stopped looking for her already. Smarter then I am for keeping it up

People screaming and living in constant fear. It's not different. It's not different at all.

BB, take care of Kite. If you see Terra, take care of her too. I haven't seen her in months ... I hope she's alright.

( [Private//hackable] )


( [Private to Afghanistan and Rose//Hexed private] )

Tags: affey, dealt with this before, feels the same, holding my own, rose, the only reason he's not a dog right now, thinking
Current Mood: cynical